Husbands, does your wife perform oral sex?

[OT2R]

I get this vision in my head of a big bolus of fluid coming down a hose, kinda like a cartoon image you’d see on Loony Tunes

I've been on this forum for about 4 years now, plus read plenty of other sources, and I've never seen or heard anyone else give this description except for my wife, who frequently describes it this way!!! OS basically never happens here anymore, and certainly not in her mouth, but she can feel it at the end of PIV sometimes.

She literally has referenced cartoon fire hoses to describe it. When it's really good like that, she'll describe it as a bazooka or a fire hose, and in the very best circumstances, she can actually feel a small delay between the "bolus" at her vaginal entrance to the head deep inside her. She loves it, and I'm so glad to see someone else describe it this way!!!

I guess great minds think alike
I grew up watching too many Loony Tunes

[Olorin]

I get this vision in my head of a big bolus of fluid coming down a hose, kinda like a cartoon image you’d see on Loony Tunes

I've been on this forum for about 4 years now, plus read plenty of other sources, and I've never seen or heard anyone else give this description except for my wife, who frequently describes it this way!!! OS basically never happens here anymore, and certainly not in her mouth, but she can feel it at the end of PIV sometimes.

She literally has referenced cartoon fire hoses to describe it. When it's really good like that, she'll describe it as a bazooka or a fire hose, and in the very best circumstances, she can actually feel a small delay between the "bolus" at her vaginal entrance to the head deep inside her. She loves it, and I'm so glad to see someone else describe it this way!!!

I guess great minds think alike
I grew up watching too many Loony Tunes

Looney Tunes are great! When I see the cartoon fire hose I will forever be reminded of this thread!

[olafthewise]

My DW words recently in the jacuzzi, in total privacy, licked the tip of my penis and when I asked her for more she said I should "be happy she did this much..."
Never a question of me doing for her what she wants, or I want....Just be happy with what you got.

[proverbs519man]

When I hear stories like that I'm reminded of why I don't think people should be as private as they are about sexual matters.

It's very likely you can find a woman who would be willing to do more, and she needs to realize what a disadvantage she is putting you in that she is not willing.

[sayayo7565]

and when I asked her for more she said I should "be happy she did this much..."

I'm sorry you're married to someone with this kind of attitude. Would she say this to her boss? Would you say this to her if she asked you to do something (non sexual)?

[olafthewise]

sayayo7565,
she has no boss. We have huge amounts of welfare. (adoption assistance and handicap child funds)
Remember, the argument is a lot like abortion arguments.
Women get fatigued by a mans desire for them sexually, so excuses start with the old, "I got a headache." argument. The low value of men these days is perpetuated by media to show the "silliness" of mens sexual attraction to women. It spills out into women who disrespect men by scolding them for masculinity, the way men dress and spills over into refusal to have sex with them. Rich men just get an escort or a girlfriend. Men with mediocre jobs just remain at work more, thereby his absence at home leaves the children with a poor legacy and they grow up with bigger problems bolstered from dads absence.
My DW has a thing about her salvation through Christ; in church raises her hands in praise, criticizes our adult children for their immorality, gives me lessons on how to live, speak or act while severely restricting our marriage bed with indifference and scratches her head as to why our marriage is not more powerful.
Idunno.